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~*~ DAEDS' INTERNET ~*~
ODDITORIUM

[ A Digital Cabinet of Curiosities ]

Welcome, traveler, to my corner of the information superhighway!
Here you'll find WEIRD games, trippy screensavers,
browser-based demons, and other digital oddities I've collected.
Abandon all productivity, ye who enter here.

Netscape NOW!
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PLAYABLE ODDITIES

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CAN'T REACH MY BEER! HOT!
A Life Alert parody where you play as Granny Gertrude, crawling across the kitchen floor to reach her beer. Canvas 2D, particle effects, synthesized audio, and mobile touch support!
"HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T REACH MY BEER!"
SAVE GRANDMA!
EAT YOUR WORDS
Snake meets Scrabble! Slither around collecting letters, then spell words to score points. Full dictionary included.
PLAY NOW
WATERFUL RING TOSS NEW!
Remember those handheld water games from the 90s? This is that, but digital. Uses your device's gyroscope/tilt!
TOSS RINGS
RAGDOLL TORTURE
Verlet physics ragdoll sandbox. Drag limbs, spawn boxes, trigger explosions. Release your inner chaos gremlin.
RAGDOLL TIME
ÆTHEREMIN NEW!
Full spectral synthesizer! 4 waveforms, vibrato, delay, real-time visualizers, note quantization, presets, and touch support. Enter the æther.
ENTER THE ÆTHER
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HYPNOTIC SCREENSAVERS

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90s SCREENSAVER MEDLEY
Multi-mode screensaver featuring bouncing shapes, starfields, Matrix rain, tunnels, and waves. Auto-cycles with authentic CRT scanlines.
ZONE OUT
PIPE LOGIC NEW!
A real puzzle game! Connect source to sink with no loose ends. Uses constraint logic - actually requires thinking, not just clicking.
SOLVE PIPES
RINGS TRIPPY
Hypnotic expanding color-shifting rings. Fullscreen recommended.
"I'm losing it, maaan..."
ENTER THE VOID
80s/90s SHAPES
Geometric chaos! Bouncing shapes and vaporwave colors. Every dentist office and classroom TV from your childhood.
GET GEOMETRIC
INFINITE SPACE EXPLORER NEW!
Procedural 3D space exploration. Fly through nebulae, discover planets, encounter alien lifeforms. Tracks your first contacts!
EXPLORE SPACE
FRACTAL EXPLORER GPU!
Dive infinitely deep into the Mandelbrot set and beyond. WebGPU-powered, zoom 10^100+ deep. Multiple fractals & color palettes.
EXPLORE INFINITY
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THE WEIRD ZONE

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⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ These are the truly strange ones. Proceed with caution (or don't, I'm not your dad).

CONJUR.IN NEW!
Summon a unique demon based on your browser fingerprint! Each visitor gets their own eldritch entity with a name, title, manifestation, and binding ritual. Shareable URLs included.
SUMMON ENTITY
SYSTEM-1984 TERMINAL
A creepy CRT terminal that types unsettling messages at you. Existential horror meets screen flicker. "I CAN SEE YOU."
BOOT TERMINAL
CULT OF SHEEPGIDON
An animated SVG shrine to the Dark Sheep Lord. Features a pentagram, mystical runes, and way too many SVG animations. Baaah.
JOIN THE FLOCK
SOLI'S TURTLE PARADISE
An unhinged fan page dedicated to turtles. Animated turtles, turtle facts, turtle quiz, and a turtle fan club signup. I like turtles.
TURTLE TIME
QUOTE MACHINE
Green phosphor CRT aesthetic. Types out... things people have actually said. With sources. A descent into the discourse.
READ QUOTES
🚧 ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🚧

More oddities coming whenever I feel like it. Or not. Who knows.

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